Events from May 3 – July 15 – EventGlide Pro https://egp.mywptrek.com/events/ Elevate event presentations with EventGlide Pro Sat, 19 Apr 2025 07:14:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8 https://egp.mywptrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/cropped-icon-256x256-1-32x32.png Events from May 3 – July 15 – EventGlide Pro https://egp.mywptrek.com/events/ 32 32 Dinner Party https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/dinner-party/ Sat, 03 May 2025 10:31:50 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/dinner-party/ Look, my liege! Shut up!

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]]> Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one…I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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]]> Late Night Party https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/late-night-party/ Tue, 20 May 2025 05:42:07 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/late-night-party/ Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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]]> Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It’s only a model. It’s only a model.

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]]> Board Meeting https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/board-meeting/ Wed, 28 May 2025 17:13:14 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/board-meeting/ I have traced the Rebel spies to her.

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]]> I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Red Five standing by.

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]]> Movie Marathon https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/movie-marathon/ Sun, 01 Jun 2025 16:02:10 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/movie-marathon/ What's the point of going out?

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]]> What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.

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]]> Kitten Adoption Day https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/kitten-adoption-day/ Tue, 03 Jun 2025 22:23:30 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/kitten-adoption-day/ I've done everything the Bible says

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]]> I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.

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]]> Rock Concert https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/rock-concert/ Fri, 13 Jun 2025 03:45:39 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/rock-concert/ Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

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]]> Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. Ye-ha! What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?

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]]> Demo Conference 2025 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/tech-conference-2025/ https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/tech-conference-2025/#respond Wed, 18 Jun 2025 09:16:37 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/?post_type=tribe_events&p=469 Experience the future of technology with industry leaders and innovators

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]]> Who’s that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Camelot!

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]]> https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/tech-conference-2025/feed/ 0 Weekend Long Adventure https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/weekend-long-adventure/ Sun, 22 Jun 2025 20:30:10 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/weekend-long-adventure/ Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays.

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]]> Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D’oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

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]]> Farmer’s Market https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/farmers-market/ Fri, 11 Jul 2025 11:58:17 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/farmers-market/ Who's that then? Shh! Knights

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]]> Who’s that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Camelot!

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]]> Cupcake Decorating https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/cupcake-decorating/ Tue, 15 Jul 2025 05:46:08 +0000 https://egp.mywptrek.com/event/cupcake-decorating/ Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?

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]]> Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. As you wish. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

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